Good news - this post about a very strange creature killed by some kids in Cerro Azul, Panama, is apparently going to hit the front page at Fark tonight. Which is, make no mistake, cool to me because I’ve been a TF’er (TotalFarker) for years now. I’ve had a handful of posts I’ve written both for kicks and for money go green on Fark and it’s always a nice feeling. (Even though the comments can get really weird if there’s a controversial element in the subject of the post.)

Farkers are often pretty fucking smart, observant and funny. So I had to make note of it when one guy in the Fark comments brought the sorta bad news here - the Cerro Azul cryptid really looks like a shaved sloth. See above - I rotated the Cerro Azul mystery creature just so you could more easily compare body shape.

I hate being such a skeptic, but at the moment I’m thinking, man, that poor sloth. He just wanted to go full-body Brazilian, just once, and a bunch of fucking teenagers go all caveman on his ass.