After tonight's CSI Miami they're gonna do a CSI: Sealab 2021. It's the next logical step.
I know most episodes of "CSI: Miami" are ridonkulous. But tonight's ep, with part of the storyline SET IN SPACE, is "Spock's Brain" ridonkulous.
(via inothernews)
They’re usually fun ridiculous, but this is next. Fucking. Level.
I’m really starting to think the Lower My Bills folks are just fucking with us with their stock photo headshots.
The car I thought was a Prius was actually a Toyota Priapus. If it doesn’t shut off after 4 hours you have consult a physician.
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CBS Radio News just reported that a survivor has been pulled from the rubble almost four weeks after the earthquake in Haiti. I don't see any reporting on it, though... but what a miracle that would be.
(via inothernews)
CNN reported on this an hour ago and had still images of the guy. It may be legit. And the early story is very strange, as he tells of a mysterious white-coated person who would periodically bring him water when he was trapped.
FOUR FUCKING WEEKS TRAPPED IN THE RUBBLE, if the story is for real.
Congrats
fek:
You’re Tumblr Famous. But you’re still Tumblr Famous.
Tumblr fame (and most types of Internet fame) is akin to receiving glorious oral pleasure from the person of your fondest erotic dreams (whomever that is, be you straight, gay, bi, Methodist, etc…) only to have them take a phone call about a death in the family mid mouth manipulation. You can guarantee there will be no payoff, no matter how much you want it.
I have no real idea what I mean by that, but as I’ve had a very mild bout of Internet fame in the past, it seems to sum up the experience pretty well.
Honk if you see an accidental penguin in this photo.
(Photo of a woman digging her car out of the snow in Chevy Chase, Md., Sunday by Mandel Ngan / AFP-Getty via the Wall St. Journal)
I see accidental penguins everywhere when I don’t take the medication.
In which my daughter and I discuss Manure World
Me: [Referring to Maggie's imaginary character Danni and Danni's father, who is "stupid, even though he wears glasses."] Why are they going to Manure World?
Maggie: Sometimes men might like manure.
Me: Why would men like manure?
Maggie: Well, Danni's dad is strange that way.
Me: So - he also took her to SportsSock Fest?
Maggie: Yeah. USED Sports Sock. People USE. Those. Socks.
Me: They do?
Maggie: Yeah. And people feet are stinky.
Me: People feet ARE stinky. There's no two ways about that.
Maggie: Each time they enter Manure World, guess what Danni thinks?
Me: What?
Maggie: WTF am I doin' here? [Note: Maggie actually said WTF, not the words attached to those letters.]
Me: [Laughing] You know what? I think anybody entering Manure World would think that.
Maggie: Do you wanna know what else she thought?
Me: What?
Maggie: 'I'm a girl! I don't belong in Manure World!'
Me: I BET she thought that.
Maggie: And she made a confused face and then she coughed out 10 hair balls and then threw up.
I have no idea where this came from.
Maggie: Do you think a girl would like to go to a used sportsock fest with her dad?
Me: Uh, no.
Maggie: That'd be so stinky! And GROSS.
Too many bloggers out there writing think pieces...
This is a problem, because many bloggers - paid or amateur - just can’t think very well.
Hey, PiscesinPurple...
Thanks for making Tumblr (at least this Tumblrer) all teary-eyed first thing in the. And I mean it sincerely when I say, thank you. EDIT: I will now go call my mom.
