Typos, run-on sentences, etc. etc. And look at the URL, please.
That having been said, stop using Formspring.
Oooooooh.
THIS. Thanks for pointing that out so quickly, Aaron. Made me really re-read as opposed to skim and you’re absolutely right.
Hello, Tumblr. You’re still fucked, but in a funny, ironic way. Edited this quote out because ION rightly pointed out this isn’t a real AP story. Follow the link if you like. Note the date, April 1, 2010.
Shame. I kind of liked the idea of everyone running Formspring being arrested.
“Being human would be much easier if we didn’t have to deal with other people all the time.”
Every time I tweet something really misanthropic like what you see above, my sister re-tweets it.
To me, this tells you a lot about the family in which we grew up.
I totally think some editor at The Guardian meant to do that. Also, the look on Pope Palpatine’s face makes it SO much worse.
I am glad that little boy is okay and called 911. News shows, please cease airing his terrified phone call immediately. There’s something immensely wrong with hearing a 7-year-old kid in fear for his life over and over and you’re all a bunch of tabloid fucknuts for airing the call repeatedly…
The kid and his family are okay. That’s enough for me.
EDIT: I’m referring to a 911 call made during a home invasion by a little boy who had the presence of mind to lock himself and his 6-yr-old sis in the bathroom and call the cops. Today Show spotlighted it this morning, as did CNN - in fact, CNN has been wearing the damn thing out - and MSNBC was airing it regularly yesterday. I don’t need to hear that poor kid’s moments of terror over and over even if he didn’t get hurt in the end. I’m really disgusted that news outlets keep on airing the damn thing.
Atlanta, GA!
my home grounds. You know what I always liked about atlanta? The smog sure is pretty at night. It also makes the sunsets just fantastic.
;)
Ah Midtown…
DUDE. Sometimes forget we’ve got a downright pretty downtown - at least from a distance. Awesome photo.
NAMBLA: We Support Eric Massa’s Efforts to Separate ‘Tickling’ from ‘Groping’
(CREEPSVILLE) The North American Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) issued a statement today supporting former NY Rep. Eric Massa’s contention that tickling is not a sexual form of groping.
Dressed in a stylish yellow jumpsuit and wearing tinted glasses, mustached NAMBLA spokesman “Uncle Randy” told reporters that his controversial organization’s support for the former congressman was based solely on Massa’s expressed contention that tickle fights and tickling were not sexual forms of groping. “We have been making this same argument for years to various single mother girlfriends and outraged relatives,” said Uncle Randy, “and while we are aware Congressman Massa might not appreciate our support, we still felt it necessary to state our sense of solidarity when it comes to this particular distinction.”
“Tickling,” continued Uncle Randy, “need never be sexual at all. Unless… um, you know, you want it to be.”
Grown men who wear casual jumpsuits have always frightened me. I mean casual; not dudes who work jobs requiring that kind of gear…
Weird jumpsuit man story: I did a show with an organist who had a photographic memory. Larry could play the entire score from memory and make key changes on the fly. He was amazing that way. He also wore nothing but jumpsuits. He would bite off his fingernails and tuck them in his jumpsuit pocket.
His wife later left him for a female freshman piano major at the college where they taught together.
I bet Larry’s wife’s lesbian lover was never permitted to wear a jumpsuit.
So I had to chop my way through some brush with an ax and machete to get to my neighbor’s door, I was wearing a hockey mask to protect against splinters, and for some reason she’s all SCREAMY and like CALL THE POLICE and I’m like, damn, bitch I just wanted you move your car out of the right-of-way…
Some fuckin’ people, man.
Ladies & gents, what are you gonna do when that inevitable day comes and you’re about to get down to business with a new male friend and you see his business in the wan light of your bedroom and the first thing you think is: Hey, didn’t I meet you on Chatroulette?
Kara DioGuardi doesn’t know how someone made Patsy Cline current?
BITCH, PATSY IS FUCKING ETERNAL. FUCK YOU, LAME-ASS ATTENTION-WHORE COUGAR AND COMPOSER OF HILARIOUSLY MEDIOCRE SONGS. Jeez.
Stefania Rotolo Goldrake Live Appearance Tilt 79 (via Portinaiodaltrimondi)
You can all go home now. This is the greatest video ever posted on Tumblr.
Also, I agree with the YouTube commenter who said of this video, “Pretty sure this is what happens in the operating room after they anesthetize you.”
Maggie is being sent home early because she threatened to hit a boy with a chair - twice - and bit another boy - twice - before running full-tilt down the hall away from her teacher…
I don’t know why Mags just loses it periodically, but she seems to. She does have Asperger’s, but I’m not sure how that plays into her behavior today.
Parenting makes your stomach hurt.
